Sunday, January 24, 2010

And the Oscar goes to...

This is it! I just saw the most Oscar-deserving movie today, a movie, that will be an obvious choice of the year. All because of one man who shoulders the film on his slender shoulders.. yes.. the man who has set pulses (not Daal) racing, the man who is a screen god, a man who is not a man.. BUT a superman! (yes yes literal translation of Aap purush nahi from "Andaaz Apna Apna". Yeah so we are talking about THE MAN.. The one and only Ilaiya Thalapati, Dr. Vijay! His latest endeavor that goes by  the name of  "Vettaikaran" meaning Hunter for those who don't know.  Don't even think about giving the movie a miss. I'm gonna tell you exactly why.. To begin with, Dr.Vijay has been cast as a totally believable 3timesfailed12thclassjustenteredcollege dude. And is he a dude or what! Its easy to see why our heroine falls for him. His perfect bod, mesmerizing eyes, and easy charm are hard to resist. The storyline of the movie is really original and different and unheard of with twists and turns that will leave you nail-less by the end of the movie. Seriously, have you ever heard of a story where the police/politicians are corrupt, the hero is wronged many a number of times, where the hero's best friend gets killed by the villain. No right? See I told you it was perfectly original. In this movie, one can also see the art of Telekinesis perfected by Dr.Vijay. they don't call him doctor for no reason buddy. He can move objects without even touching them. See it to believe it.
And for a slight looking man he sure has a lot of physical strength to be flinging the goons around like Frisbee.
Oh I just can't stop raving about him. I had my Wow moment in the movie when when somebody sprays a can of insect killer that goes by the name "TIT" into one of the nice guy's eyes. Tit.. err. It makes him blind.. I think that had a hidden feminist message behind it.. deep deep message that could mean if Tit went into your eyes it could make a man blind. So keep tit away from your eyes. You leching men of the world, did you catch the subtle subtext or not! Hah, that said, I think I have made my case crystal clear as to why this movie SHOULD go the Oscars. I mean, it is waaaay believable and better that Slumdog Millionaire no? Hollywood! Make way .. The Vettaikaran is coming  to hunt you!


Thala rocks \m/


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha.. 'nikaama odu odu odu!!!'

- anonymous1

Sakina Adeeb said...

ROTFL! I totally enjoyed reading this :) and yes i lowwwwwwwe ur new theme :)

Ranjani said...

he he he...you may thank me later for making you watch the movie :p

Prem Piyush Goyal said...

As a gentleman, I take offence in the Tit joke on behalf of all us. NOT.

Shrav said...

haha, really semma comedy!! and as the first anonymous comment says, nikaama odu odu odu!

and lol @ the tit joke :P

Diimaan said...

hey! am waiting for your suraa review! ;)

Anonymous said...

enna koduma sirrrrrr