I've never been the forward kind of person. I'm talking about emails. :p Well, i do enjoy reading them to an extent. Like when they make me laugh till my sides hurt or when they give me food for thought. But I despise the kind that go "If you don't forward this mail in the next 12.5 minutes to fifteen and a half people you are DOOMED for life!". I mean, really, give me a break. So, today I opened my mailbox and found this really cool forward sitting in my inbox and I decided that instead of forwarding it I'l simply post it here for the world to see, and yeah, if you don't forward it, your hands will grow short and your back will itch and you won't be able to scratch :p Ensoi!
Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention
Law of Queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now..
Law of the Telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged tone.
Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath Theorem : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will!
Law of Biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
Theatre Rule : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now..
Law of the Telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath Theorem : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will!
Law of Biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
Theatre Rule : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Ha Ha.. Hope you had a good laugh like I did :)
1 comments:
This one added from numerous personal experiences this season: How heavily it rains on a random day is directly proportional to your likelyhood of forgetting your windcheater at home. ;)
I like to call it the Law of The Gods must hate me :p
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